THE BECKNER RECRUITMENT CENTER
"From The Highly Talented With The Highest Standards
Comes High Art"
-quote from an anonymous and mysterious guy, quite possibly a sage of the modern world,
who just happens to be an incredible cinematographer.
(choose the category that best suits you)
I CAN PLAY MY AXE OFF!
Can you erupt like Eddie?
Wail like Janis?
Drum like Bonham?
Is "Thunderfingers" your childhood hero?
Are there bloodstains on the garage floor
of your youth?
...and did you wrap your fingers in scotch tape
just so you could keep playing?
Are you technical enough to get into Juilliard, but
rebellious enough to get expelled?
Would you agree that finding the notes on a fretboard takes
a fast cerebral cortex, but actual music can
only be played by the heart?
I CAN ACT MY ASS OFF!
Were you born to assimilate characters and read monologues?
Can you deliver the goods, with all of your soul,
straight into a camera?
Can you make smoldering hot love and cold, bloodthirsty
war, in the same day and for multiple takes?
Can you produce real tears
for a green screen?
Are they good enough to fool
your own mother?
And are you ruthless enough to keep doing it, because
it keeps you sharp for the next call?
Does "getting a breakdown" have less to do with
your car, and more to do with your craft?
THE PLEASURE IS OURS.
RAISE YOUR RIGHT HAND:
By clicking on the above, you solemnly swear that you have read the applicable questions and have answered each one honestly and truthfully, and whether you are playing an instrument on stage, or acting in front of the cameras, you are a master of your craft, a truly legendary performer, a REAL ROCKSTAR that lives to bring the house down, and make an artistic contribution to society by shunning mediocrity and doing what it takes to become the absolute best, and making those around you feel alive, and nothing else will ever matter, you will never sell out, never give in and never give up, because you were born to make art, send the world a message, make the whole world dance, sing, or revel in your words, and you will celebrate life by doing what you love every second, of every minute, of every hour, of every day, and you shall defend your right to do so, even fight if you have to, especially when the odds are slight, so long as you shall live, with [NAME OF HOLY DEITY] as your witness, because that's real love baby, and THAT'S ROCK AND ROLL.